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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie
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The tabloid world shifted its rotational axis when cinema shooting stars Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie joined in an intergalactic orbit. Why scan the heavens for celestial bodies when grainy paparazzi images of them could be found in the supermarket checkout line? It was like a new planet had been discovered. A name was given to this constellation: Brangelina. With such striking bone structure and toned forms, who would suspect that skin lesions would encircle this pair like so many moons? Follow in Galileo's steps and you too can see the true nature of this galaxy, no telescope required.
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Brad Pitt's the bad boy of Troy.
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Who needs makeup to hide acne scars...
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...When you've got a metal helmet?
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Jolie seems to have it all: Luscious lips... |
...A forehead mole... |
...and a scar on her abdomen. |
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Though many have speculated how Jolie's full-to-bursting lips could possibly be real, there is no indication that she has undergone augmentation with injectable fillers like collagen and restylane. In the same way that an elite few are genetically endowed with great height (been to an NBA game?), she is blessed with a blissfully bee-stung appearance. Similarly authentic is her forehead mole, small and benign, though since not adjacent to her eye, is a bit off the beauty mark track. Given her oft-reported fascination with knives, we are not shocked that she has a traumatic scar on her abdomen. The actual source of the injury is as mysterious as why she was cast as Colin Farrell's mother in "Alexander."
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Not satisfied with these spots, Jolie has gone on to acquire quite a few more. We are not award of any Oscar-winning actress with nearly as many tattoos as Angelina. To our knowledge, the preferred color of her body art has been blue and black. By coincidence or master plan, these are the hues that best respond to laser removal of the injected pigment. Jolie herself took advantage of that fact after her divorce from her second husband, actor Billy Bob Thornton.|
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Ah, l'amour. |
It comes so easily... |
...and then it departs |
Bon voyage, Billy Bob! |


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Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes
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Heath Ledger
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Michelle Williams
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Him: Occasional zit Her: Cold sores
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Him: Moles, tattoo
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Her: Acne, tattoo
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